Update

No frozen white bread has been et, because I broke my bad internet habit.  Since posting my resolution worked like gangbusters, I’m going to try another one.  I realize that nothing is more tedious than reading about other people’s plans for self-improvement.  But this blog has to be good for something, and if that something is forcing me to stick to my plans because I’ve declared them to my vast international readership, so be it.  So here’s another: only two drinks from now on.  Two drinks, then switch to delicious water.  It has been written.